- Dumbledore: Hey I've never met you
- Petunia: ...
- Dumbledore: And this is crazy
- Dumbledore: Your sister died
- Dumbledore: So here's her baby
- Petunia: ...
Making fun of my siblings
- Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!
- You: It's because you're here.
- me when my ipod is on shuffle: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes

